Urdu Gande Sms

 Urdu Gande Sms

Sardiyon Ki Aik Khubsurat Raat Thi.
Husband & Wife Aik Garam Kamble Mein Soe Hoe The.
Aadhi Raat Guzarne K Bad Wife Ne Achanak Kaha:
Sartaj Mjhe Shadid Piyas Lagi Hai.
Ye Sun Kar Shoar Ne Jaldi Se Pani Barh
Kar Biwi Ko Day Dia Or Biwi Ne Ose Pi Lia.
Moral:
Her Husband Or Wife Wala Msg Ganda Nahe Hota ;->

 Urdu Gande Sms

teacher

bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain

ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay

 Urdu Gande Sms

Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barri behan k kamray k bahir say jhankti hai...

aik baar woh samnay say guzarti hai to uski behan nangi apni phuddi per haath rakh k keh rahi hoti hai "Aah mujhay mard chahiye... mujhay mard chahiye."

Bachi ignore kar deti hai...

Issi tarah dosray din hota hai... or phir teesray din... or phir chotthay din bachi dekhti hai k uski behan k kamray mian waqai aik mard haiBachi bohat khush hoti hai... woh samajhti hai k shayad yeh mangnay ka tareeqa hai... woh bhaag k apni behan k kamray man jaati hai or kapray utar k apni phuddi pay haath mal k kehti hai "Aah mujhay cycle chahiye, mujhay cycle chahiye..."

 Urdu Gande Sms

Pehle usne utari saari.

Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.

Phir diya blouse utar

Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar

Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar

 Urdu Gande Sms

ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"

dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "

 Urdu Gande Sms

  BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai

 Urdu Gande Sms

A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai

girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai

thn

A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai

Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai

 Urdu Gande Sms

larka sarak par khari larki se kehta hai

o o jane jana dhundhe tujhe deewana

larki reply karti hai

mere ghar pay roz aa k mere bhai se gand marwana