Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Urdu Sex Sms

Urdu Sex Sms
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!
Urdu Sex Sms
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”
Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye…
Urdu Sex Sms
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami. 
Urdu Sex Sms
ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...
sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""
Urdu Sex Sms
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Urdu Sex Sms
Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli,
"Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.
Urdu Sex Sms
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
Urdu Sex Sms
Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.

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