Urdu Sms Adults
Ek pakistani Delhi aaya aur taxi wale se mazak me bola:Yaar 1947 ke partition me mere abba India me apna LU#D bhul gaye the, Tumko pata hai wo kaha milega ?
TAXI WALA:Janab samne lal Qile mein ek bora rakha hai,usme wo sab LU#D rakhe hain jo partition me India me reh gaye the.
Aap wo pura bora le jao,jo LU#D aapki”MAA ki C#UT” me fit aaye wo rakh lena baki jumme ki namaz mein baant dena taki bakiyo ko apni Maa Chu%ane ke liye INDIA aane ki jarurat na pade.
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
TAXI WALA:Janab samne lal Qile mein ek bora rakha hai,usme wo sab LU#D rakhe hain jo partition me India me reh gaye the.
Aap wo pura bora le jao,jo LU#D aapki”MAA ki C#UT” me fit aaye wo rakh lena baki jumme ki namaz mein baant dena taki bakiyo ko apni Maa Chu%ane ke liye INDIA aane ki jarurat na pade.
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
Urdu Sms Adults
Ek Sardar ne full night karne k liye cal gal ko 20000 dekar kaha,’meri 1 shart h k har trip k bad 5 mnt K LIYE BATHROOM JAAUNGA ! CLGL maan gai.
Raat k 3 baje 16 trip k bad CLGL adhmari halat m sardar k piche gayi ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jata hai!
Bathroom me dekh ne k baad wo behosh ho gayi.
kyu?
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BATHROOM MAIN 20-30 Sardar NA#GE KHADE THE…..
Raat k 3 baje 16 trip k bad CLGL adhmari halat m sardar k piche gayi ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jata hai!
Bathroom me dekh ne k baad wo behosh ho gayi.
kyu?
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BATHROOM MAIN 20-30 Sardar NA#GE KHADE THE…..
Urdu Sms Adults
3 ladkiya tange par college ja rahi thi
Ek ladki ne tange wale se puchha-chacha Bada Lu#d mazaa deta hai ya chhota?
Tange wala- ladkiyo kuch to sharm karo.
(bar bar puchne par tange wala bola)- Bada Lu#d.
Tab ek ladki boli,
“Mai na kahti thi…, chacha
Ga#d marwata hai..!!”
Ek ladki ne tange wale se puchha-chacha Bada Lu#d mazaa deta hai ya chhota?
Tange wala- ladkiyo kuch to sharm karo.
(bar bar puchne par tange wala bola)- Bada Lu#d.
Tab ek ladki boli,
“Mai na kahti thi…, chacha
Ga#d marwata hai..!!”
Urdu Sms Adults
Jungal Me 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo Muth Marne Baith Gya.
1Sher ne Dekha To Bhagte Hue sbhi animls Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jan Pyari Hai, Bhag Jao..
Lomdi Boli: Hua Kya ?
Sher: Maine Bahut Shikari Dekhe Par Aisa Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni c Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar Chuka Ho.
Pta Ni benc#od Kitne Fire Krega.
1Sher ne Dekha To Bhagte Hue sbhi animls Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jan Pyari Hai, Bhag Jao..
Lomdi Boli: Hua Kya ?
Sher: Maine Bahut Shikari Dekhe Par Aisa Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni c Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar Chuka Ho.
Pta Ni benc#od Kitne Fire Krega.
Urdu Sms Adults
1 din chamtkar ho gya Mallika k dil me aatma hatya ka vichar ho gaya Dono tange faila k woh patari pe so gayi Dusare din news aayi, rajdhani xpress kho gayi..
Urdu Sms Adults
1st boy- nahati aurat ko dekh k tu bhag kyon gaya?
2nd boy- maa kehti h na#gi aurat ko dekhne se patthar ban jaoge, or mera 1 hissa sach me kadak ho raha tha…
2nd boy- maa kehti h na#gi aurat ko dekhne se patthar ban jaoge, or mera 1 hissa sach me kadak ho raha tha…
Urdu Sms Adults
Biwi: aji sunte ho Billi phir dudh p gai
Pati: Kitni baar kaha Bra-Panty pehanke soya kar, Aaj Billi dudh pi gai, kal Bakra aake ghaas kha jayega.!!
Pati: Kitni baar kaha Bra-Panty pehanke soya kar, Aaj Billi dudh pi gai, kal Bakra aake ghaas kha jayega.!!
Urdu Sms Adults
Mallika Serawat- Mujhe “KELA” pasand hai, aur tujhe?
Rakhi Sawant- Mujhe “KARELA”
Mallika- kyu?
Rakhi- coz its, DOTTED.
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