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Ek Sardar ne full night karne k liye cal gal ko 20000 dekar kaha,’meri 1 shart h k har trip k bad 5 mnt K LIYE BATHROOM JAAUNGA ! CLGL maan gai.
Raat k 3 baje 16 trip k bad CLGL adhmari halat m sardar k piche gayi ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jata hai!
Bathroom me dekh ne k baad wo behosh ho gayi.
kyu?

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3 ladkiya tange par college ja rahi thi
Ek ladki ne tange wale se puchha-chacha Bada Lu#d mazaa deta hai ya chhota?
Tange wala- ladkiyo kuch to sharm karo.
(bar bar puchne par tange wala bola)- Bada Lu#d.
Tab ek ladki boli,
“Mai na kahti thi…, chacha
Ga#d marwata hai..!!”

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Jungal Me 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo Muth Marne Baith Gya.
1Sher ne Dekha To Bhagte Hue sbhi animls Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jan Pyari Hai, Bhag Jao..
Lomdi Boli: Hua Kya ?
Sher: Maine Bahut Shikari Dekhe Par Aisa Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni c Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar Chuka Ho.
Pta Ni benc#od Kitne Fire Krega.

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1 din chamtkar ho gya Mallika k dil me aatma hatya ka vichar ho gaya Dono tange faila k woh patari pe so gayi Dusare din news aayi, rajdhani xpress kho gayi..

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1st boy- nahati aurat ko dekh k tu bhag kyon gaya?
2nd boy- maa kehti h na#gi aurat ko dekhne se patthar ban jaoge, or mera 1 hissa sach me kadak ho raha tha…

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At sx toy shop GIRL: Where is duplicate pen!s section

CLERK: There mam

GIRL: How much 4 this big red one?

CLERK: Oh! hawas ki pujaran, wo fire extinguisher hai!

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Biwi: aji sunte ho Billi phir dudh p gai
Pati: Kitni baar kaha Bra-Panty pehanke soya kar, Aaj Billi dudh pi gai, kal Bakra aake ghaas kha jayega.!!

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Surinder Bank lutne gaya aur gun dikha k Paisa loot liya
Par us k hath kuch nai aaya…
Kyu
Kyuk sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: Mere acount me jama kar do.