Urdu Shadi Sms

Urdu Shadi Sms

'wife
tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi
bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?
husmand
maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'

Urdu Shadi Sms

Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen shadi karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen
FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi
NOKRI karo

Urdu Shadi Sms

Bivi khan se jo criket ka shoqeen hy.kia tum ko hamari shadi ka din yaad hy?
khan.ha s din shahid afridi ne 3 wicket lye thy.

Urdu Shadi Sms

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:
'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai

Urdu Shadi Sms

BiVi: shadi K Shuru Mai Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati thi AP Ziada Muje Khilate or
Khud Kum Khate Pr
Ab Aisa kion Nahi Krtey ?
Shahor: Kion keh Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana Aa Gya hai;)

Urdu Shadi Sms
shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:
Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?
DULHAN:
(Sharmaty Huwe)
Boli:
Janu jee Waise Tou Main,
Muh Dekhayi
Rs-100
Nuth Utarwayi
Rs-150
Shirt Utarwayi
Rs-200
Brazer Utarwai
Rs-250
Shalwar Utarwayi
Rs-300
Chummi Karwayi
Rs-350
Mutth Lagwayi
Rs-450
Chussa Lagwayi
Rs-500
Ghorri Banwayi
Rs-700
Taangen Uthwayi
Rs-800
Kuss Pharwayi
Rs-1200
Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,
4000/= De Dena.

Urdu Shadi Sms

LARKI HAKEEM SE:
"Mere Husband Ko shadi course(SEX) Ki dawai aap ne di thi?"
HAKEEM FAKHAR SE:
"G G...."
LARKI BOLI:
"TO PHUDDA B APNI MAA KA DENA THA NA!!"

Urdu Shadi Sms

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->