Urdu Sms Sexy

Urdu Sms Sexy

Dunia Ke Sare Bachche Strike Pe Hai?
Unka Kehna H Ki Huggies Ki Ad Me Unki Ga#d Dikhai Jati Hai…..
To phir W!shper K Ad Me na-insaafi kyun…??

Urdu Sms Sexy

Ek pakistani Delhi aaya aur taxi wale se mazak me bola:Yaar 1947 ke partition me mere abba India me apna LU#D bhul gaye the, Tumko pata hai wo kaha milega ?
TAXI WALA:Janab samne lal Qile mein ek bora rakha hai,usme wo sab LU#D rakhe hain jo partition me India me reh gaye the.
Aap wo pura bora le jao,jo LU#D aapki”MAA ki C#UT” me fit aaye wo rakh lena baki jumme ki namaz mein baant dena taki bakiyo ko apni Maa Chu%ane ke liye INDIA aane ki jarurat na pade.
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD

Urdu Sms Sexy

pni Naraaz GrlFrnd ko manane k baad Ladka Pyar se bola: Jaan, kaho to Tmhare liye chand-tare tod laau.
Ladki halki c Muskurai
or boli:
.
.
Phir
Bakarc#odi.

Urdu Sms Sexy

PANIR Rs 150 per Kg
PETROL Rs 68per ltr
C0nd0ms Sirf Rs 10 for 3 pcs.
Aakhir sarkar humse chahti kya hai?
KHAO Mat
GHUMO Mat
Bas lage raho.

Urdu Sms Sexy

God ne hum sab ki body aise design ki hai k,
Na to apni peeth thap thapa sakte hai,
Na hi apni ga#d pe laat mar sakte hain,
That’s why we need FRIENDS.

Urdu Sms Sexy

What is d fullform of BRA?
Galat mat sochiye..please..
B-Bheem
R-Rao
A-Ambedkar
Unka kaam hi tha jhuke hue ko uthana.

Urdu Sms Sexy

2 Cheeze Hain Jisne Indian Young Generation Me Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya Hai.
IPL Ne Ladko Mai
Aur,
I-Pill Ne Ladkiyo Me.

Urdu Sms Sexy

Dunia Ke Sare Bachche Strike Pe Hai?
Unka Kehna H Ki Huggies Ki Ad Me Unki Ga#d Dikhai Jati Hai…..
To phir W!shper K Ad Me na-insaafi kyun…??