Urdu Sexi Sms

Urdu Sexi Sms

 Girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye
EYE DROP BEKAR HAI

Urdu Sexi Sms

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.

Urdu Sexi Sms

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

Urdu Sexi Sms

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

Urdu Sexi Sms

 Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,
Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay
Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey

To
Samajh jana ye

Sala
LAL BAIG

hy..

Urdu Sexi Sms

Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
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nahi pata
wait
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! ' \
/ )..)..poooon.
L_/_/ 

Urdu Sexi Sms

 Ek larki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli di aur chhup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba tha.
LARKI:baba gee miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam ha

Urdu Sexi Sms 

BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya

PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen

BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen

aj gand me boht dard hy