Urdu Funny Jokes Sms

Urdu Funny Jokes Sms

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..
Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,
Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,
ye totke kahan se lati ho... ;->
Aapa replies..
Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke
ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke... =P

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 Agar koi larki bhai keh day to Ghbraane ka nahe..!!
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1 chamaat laga ka bolo
Idhar kya kar rahi ho?
Ghar jaao... =P ;->

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F.B.I inspector:
Sir hum ne duniya ka kona kona chhaan maara lekin
usama
omer,
dadi,
munni
papu
aur faraz ka
koi pata nahi chala.... :(
Officer:
Abey in sub ko goli maaro. :-/
Sirf ye pata karo k
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"ye zubeida aapa kon hain..? ;->

Urdu Funny Jokes Sms

 Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewani!
Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewaani
Munni ho gai purani kyun ke ab aa gai”Sheila ki Jawani”

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Wese me Keh Raha Tha K
Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo
Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga
Tumhe B Sawab Mile Ga Or Mujy Bhi...!  

Urdu Funny Jokes Sms

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga
(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

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  Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain. Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

Urdu Funny Jokes Sms

 In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P