Urdu Language Sms

Urdu Language Sms

Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai.
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Kaisay?
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Gents Toilet Mei Likh Kar Ayenge
''UZMA I Love You''
Ab Kya UZMA Wahan Parhne Jayegi? :P

Urdu Language Sms

 Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..♥''
Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."
Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D

Urdu Language Sms

  Height Of Behaving Cool ;)
Professor To Student:
Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ?
Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hain Isliye:-)

Urdu Language Sms

 Apnay 2011 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" SOHAIL " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!

Urdu Language Sms

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???
"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Urdu Language Sms

 1970 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
2011 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,...
aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :

Urdu Language Sms

  HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!

Urdu Language Sms

 Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
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Donoo Mar Gaye
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Khattam Khanai
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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)