Urdu Mobile Sms

Urdu Mobile Sms

1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye sirf 1 kg ghee khridta.
Subh nashte mein sub ko ghee waly daby pr roti pher kr di jati.
Sheikh daby ko almari mein lock rkhta.
1 din sheikh nashte pr late phncha tu dekha k bachey almari pr roti pher kr kha rhy hain.
Sheikh cheekh kr bola.
"KANJRO KADI RUKHI V KHA LAYA KRO"

Urdu Mobile Sms
Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye
Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye
To
Hair Style Aur Mu
"Rahman Malik"
jaisa ho jata hy
"Wiki Leaks"

Urdu Mobile Sms

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film

Guess what?

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My Name Is MEM0N

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I M Not Kanjoos;-)

Urdu Mobile Sms
Jab hum nakhun kattay hain to khoon kiyun nhn nikalta ?.

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Because they are "NA-KHOON" :D

Urdu Mobile Sms

Dil terä déewana hai

yeh loadshading ka zamana hai

kabhi kabhi toh sms kar liya karo

kai balance bacha kai üps lagwana hai.

Urdu Mobile Sms
Arz kia hai!

Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni

Wah

Wah

Wah

Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni

Teri saji akh kani

(+_-)

meri khabi akh kani!

(-_+)

HaHaHa.

Urdu Mobile Sms
Waqt Aur Daulat Do Aisi Cheezain Hain Jo Insan K Ikhtiyat mein Nahi

Waqt Insaan Ko Majboor

Aur

Daulat Maghroor Bana Daiti Hai

HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Urdu Mobile Sms
Hzrat Imam ALI (R.Z) farmaty hain.

"Main 100 kafron ko qatal kardon,

Is se behter hai k main aik ko naik raah py laon."