Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Urdu Naughty Sms

Urdu Naughty Sms
. "" . "".
" Dil ki "
Gehrayon
". se ."
" .. "
Fitay moon! . . .
. . us ka jo ap ka Bura chahay.;-)
Urdu Naughty Sms
Ye form fil karen
Name:___
FatherName:___
Cast:___
Blood group:___
Age:___
Addres___
or pagal khane me jama karwa k apne ghar walon ko musibat se nijat dilaen
Urdu Naughty Sms
Apni SOCH Achi
RAKHIYE
Agr Aapko zamin se 1OO rupe milen to kabi apni niyat khrab mat KRNA
Bal k ksi qareebi dukan se mre number pr
EASY LOAD
karwa dyna.thanx.
Urdu Naughty Sms
Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…
Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
Boy: Kyun?
Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.
Urdu Naughty Sms
Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy:
Long Drive Par
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata
Chala Hai
Girl:Kaisay
BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)
Urdu Naughty Sms
Ek larki larke se
agar tum ne mujhe dhund leya to hum kiss kren ge
larka: agar na dhund ska to?
larki : esa to na kaho plz main darwazy kay pechey hi chupi hon gii
Urdu Naughty Sms
1 larka
larki ko utha k le gya
jab rape KRNy laga to bola
apny boyfriend ko
kaho k teri izzat bachaiy
larki boli: tum apna kam kro us Gando ko sms paRNy do
Urdu Naughty Sms
Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,
Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,
Boy:- Wah G Wah..
Khud Phaaro To Fashion.
Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

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