Urdu Punjabi Sms

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

1 Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway, To Dadi boli,LO DSSO, Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaikh k Bachy vi Kally Aan tou Dr day nay.:-)

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

 O main bismilla kraan ! O main sadqy jawan ! Tu$$¡ Jaag gay o ! O tehr jao ! menu gööd mörning ty wish kr len 2.. Tanu lakh lakh GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn Jeee:-

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

  1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha: Who r u? Tota: I’m parrot. Admi: tum kon ho? Tota: Main tota hon. Admi: tu kon aien? Tota:Teri pehan da yar,saleya tennu 1 wari das te ditta k main tota [...]

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

 Mehman Nawazi Host: Lassi tusi pinday Nai, Chaa Asi Plani Nai,Roti da Time Nai, Bottle da Mosam Nai, Hun dasso,ki kariey? Guest: Balance e puwa deyo

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

Larki k galon pr gulab pyar se marney pr response: English girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart! Urdu girl: Na karo na Janu! Punjabi girl: Banda bann way Dangra! 

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

 Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te tOu? Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE.. Sardar:Te tera result ki ae? Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae.. Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain TEra putar v fail [...]

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

  Jutt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo. Butt hovy te sohna na hovy goli mar dyo. Sheikh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar dyo. Malik hovy te gappi na hovy goli mar dyo. Shah hovy te fradiya na hovy goli mar yo Bhatti hovy te shokha na hovy goli mar dyo. Arain [...]

 Urdu Punjabi Sms

 Application To Da Headmaster in Punjabi. PAA G, Guzarish ey way k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda. Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich aik v kuri nai hai gi, Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai. Hor nai tay “kam waliyan” te soniyan rakh lo. Bari meharbani. [...]