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ek monkey ko 12 feet long tree ke top par pahuchna hai jab wo chadne laga to one minute main 2 feet chadta hai and next one minute me wo ek feet niche slip ho jata hai to use top par pahuchne main kitna time lagega challagne for all the users puneet kumar jangid

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 Teri arzoo k peche maine apna ghar lutaya Na jane kitna dilbhar mujh ko to yaad aya tujh ko paane ki khatir mine khud ko aazmaya : Mx pasand nahin aya na pta tha

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  Apki ada ka kya jawab du
ji to chahata hai ki kuch inam du
koyi acha sa phool hota to magnwata mali se
jo khud gulab hai use kya gulab du

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  1 kanjoos dosray say:

Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. 

Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 

1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? 

Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. 

Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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 eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla

jin:hukam mery aka 

aka:mujhy london se lay ker pakistan tek eik bridge bana ker do 

jin:aka hukam kerny ko bola hai bakwas kerny ko nai

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  Ek Student Dusre Se:

Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 

2nd Student: 

To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .

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 Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai

Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga. 

Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

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 kitni ajeeb hay iss shehar ki tanhai
"faraz"
hazaron log hai magar koi mERAY jaisa nhi