Urdu Short Sms

Urdu Short Sms

Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya'n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou...
Ding Dong Bubble
...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...
Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke .. =P =D

Urdu Short Sms

Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.
Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.
Sawal Ye Hai K
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Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?

Urdu Short Sms

Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.
"ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE" ;->

Urdu Short Sms

CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar
Chips jesa Crunchi Hony k Baad
Ketchup Ooper Daal Kar Khaya jaye to
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ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
Eeeww... Yak.

Urdu Short Sms

Ek Aesa Shair Jis ka muqabla
Na Faraz Kar Sakta hai
Na Mohsin
Na Ghalib
Aur na Farzana.
"Dabbe main Dabba, Dabbe main Tatti.
Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati"?

Urdu Short Sms

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)

Urdu Short Sms

Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?
Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To
Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)

Urdu Short Sms

A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina plz.