Urdu Sms Adult

Urdu Sms Adult

Dunia Ke Sare Bachche Strike Pe Hai?
Unka Kehna H Ki Huggies Ki Ad Me Unki Ga#d Dikhai Jati Hai…..
To phir W!shper K Ad Me na-insaafi kyun…??

Urdu Sms Adult

Baby Food-1200, Diaper-600,
Fèdingbottle-50,
Doctor-450, Medicine-1600,
Teddybear-250,
Babypowder-60, Babyshampoo+Soap+Oil+Lotion & Accessories-500,
Baby bed-880, Othr Expences-500 Rs.6000/month
OR
Daily 1 condom-Rs 3.30 Rs.99/month
OR
10 mins in Bathroom Rs 0.0 Rs 0.0/month Choice is in Ur ‘HAND’…

Urdu Sms Adult

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat aage chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

Urdu Sms Adult

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Mom banungi, Parhungi, Shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo ! par zara serial order mein karna.

Urdu Sms Adult

Pati- “aao SX kare”
Patni- “pehle c0nd0m to lagao”
Pati- “c0nd0m to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya”
Patni- “ye roz ki bakarcho#i se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo”

Urdu Sms Adult

Jab apko TATTI na aaye…
aap baithe baithe thak jaye…
Pressure bhi na aaya…
yaad karke dekhna hume…
shayad apki Ga#d phat jaye, aur dast lag jaye.

Urdu Sms Adult

Abe oy maine tujhe pehchan liya hai, tu wahi hai na jo apni Ga#d ka x-ray lekar bus me bhik mangta hai aur bolta hai ki mere dil me ched hai.

Urdu Sms Adult
Saddam aur tum me kya similarity hai…??

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