Sunday, 18 December 2011

Urdu Sms Collection


Urdu Sms Collection 
Socha tha her mor per aap ka
intezar karein ge.....per,per,per,per
per per per per  per kambhakt
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Urdu Sms Collection
Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi
nahi ke piya na jaye
zindagi main dard hai magar itna bhi
nahi ke jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi
nahi ke kiya na jaye.
Urdu Sms Collection
Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai....
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai....
Urdu Sms Collection
Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien
itni Asani se nahi mile ho tum...international
Cherya Ghar se churaya hai tumhien..
Urdu Sms Collection
Ek larki thi dewani si ek larke pe woh marti thi
Chori Chori chupke chupke Text likha karti thi
kuch kehna tha shayed usko
lekin Mobile bill se Darti thi!!
Urdu Sms Collection
Duniya se jo Darre
usse kaayar kehte hain,
Duniya jis se Darre
Usse Shaayar kehte hain
Biwi se jo Darre
Usse Shohar kehte hian.
Urdu Sms Collection
Aik mandir mein buri neeyat wale ghayab ho
jatry they Amitaah gya wo ghayab ,Hirthik
gya woh ghayab Akshey gya woh ghayab,
ashawarya gai
Bhagwan ghayab!!!!
Urdu Sms Collection
Jungle mein saanpon ka joda
izhar-e-Mhabbat kar raha tha
Femal saanp ne male sanp ko kiss karna
chaha....achanak male saanp ne rukh phera
aur ganey laga.......''Zaher hai k payaar hai
tera chumma''!!

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