Urdu Sms Hindi

Urdu Sms Hindi

Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal :
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
.
<('.')
/"/> Aur Aj phir
_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.

Urdu Sms Hindi

*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D

Urdu Sms Hindi

U r sweet like Tom,
cute like Jerry,
Naughty like BugsBunny,
Clever like Alladin,
Strong like Popye,
In Short,
Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

Urdu Sms Hindi

Nambikkaiyoda Iru,
Sorndhu pogadhe kathiru,
Unakendru oru Naal varum,
Athai ulagam Kondadum.
Andha naal viraivil varum.
Andha naal dhan Mattu Pongal. :-)
Happy Pongal

Urdu Sms Hindi

Muruganukku" Motai podu,
"Perumaluku" Namam Podu,
"Jesus"ku siluvai podu,
My chellam, ne daily "jate podu,
Marakkama "thovachi podu".

Urdu Sms Hindi
Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting or My Secretary!

Urdu Sms Hindi

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Urdu Sms Hindi

A Joke Only For Engineers
Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D