Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Mere pass Mobile hai, nokia, smasung, black berry, n series hai,
Tumhare pass kya.....
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Mere Pass.....
Mere Pass Sim Card Hai.... 

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,
Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,
socha tumko Bandar keh doon....
magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...
Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.
Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.
Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"
Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu
Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Life is like math...
Life is like math....
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushyon ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao

Urdu Sms Messages In Urdu

Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha