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if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity zinta,,
he wont do any thing on wedding night ,
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because,
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s"DHOOP......DHOOP

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BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:

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3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

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Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga......

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GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

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A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)

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Shehri bacha:
Papa aj boht garmi he
Papa:
Hum aj hi A/C lagwa len ge
Paindo bacha
Abba aj kini garmi ey
Abba:
ja kanjra tind karwa k aa tenon hosh avay:-p

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Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya
hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?