Urdu Sms Yaad

Urdu Sms Yaad

Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?
Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chaay chalegi.

Urdu Sms Yaad

Nurse to Santa with a bleeding head:
your name?
Santa: Santa singh,
Nurse: age?
Santa: 25 years,
Nurse: Married?
Santa: No no, Car Accident!

Urdu Sms Yaad

GF demanded for Ice Cream…
Santa purchased it..
.
GF: Thank U
.
Santa- only thank u
.
GF: u want kiss na??
.
Santa: chup kar hawas ki bhuki, aadhi Ice cream de.

Urdu Sms Yaad

News mili hai ki chand par pani mil gaya hai.?
Bhang, glass, ballons, pichkari, gulal, color lekar jaldi se pahucho. Holi wahi par manayenge.

Urdu Sms Yaad

Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas,
Ganje ki roti aur Charas ka saag,
Bhang ke pakode aur Wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho apko Holi ka TYOHAR.

Urdu Sms Yaad

Holi hoti hai use diwali mat samajhna,

Hum tumhare ghar aaye to hame mawali mat samajhna.

Urdu Sms Yaad

aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
dil me sirf teri hi surat hai.
kuch bhi kahe ye duniya,
bas hame duniya se zyada aap ki zarurat hai.
I Love You

Urdu Sms Yaad

Subah utho, close-up karo, phir nahake meri photo laga k uske samne dono hath jod k zor se gao ‘TUJHE
BHULJANA JANA MUMKIN NAHI TU YAAD NA AYE AISA KOI DIN NAHI..