Monday, 19 December 2011

Urdu Sms


Urdu Sms Funny
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad
nahi aareli kya?
kya apun hi tere ko aisa
jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya?
bolo to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg
chipka dal!!
Urdu Sms Funny
Aur bhi cheezein bahut si lut chuki hain dilke saath yeh bataya doston ne ishq
farmaane ke baad ab kamre ki ek ek cheez
check karta hoon mein ek tere aane se
pehle ek tere jaane ke baad.
Urdu Sms Funny
Bottie mian pepsi say zyaada used
socks main smell say bhi zayaada....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada..
Pakistan main curuption say zzyaada...
I LOVE U,
Urdu Sms Funny
 Hamari taraf se aap ko Ek Pappi Aapke Dost ko Ek Pappi
Aapke Dost ke Dost ko bhi Ek Pappi
Kyo ki Mere Doggy ne aaj hi Dus Pappi
janam diye hain.
Urdu Sms Funny
Har gsli pholon se saja rakhi hai har darwaze pe
istaqbal k liye 1 larki bitha rakhi hai
jane kis darwaze se aaoge tum is liye har larki
ko eik raakhi thama rhai hai.
Urdu Sms Funny  
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya to kisi ne kasam khai hai
hum wo mjajnoo hai jis ne sirf laat khai hai.
Urdu Sms Funny
Woh toh aaj bhi hame dekhkar
muskarate hain
lekin kambakhat unke bachche
hame mamu-mamu kahkar bulaate hain.
Urdu Sms Funny
Mom : Soja varna GABBAR aajaihga Boy :Pehle 100 rupey do
Mom :''Kyoun''?
Boy :Varna main papa ko bata dunga mere
sone k baad gabbar aata hai......''

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