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Suna hai zindgi imtihan leti hai,
gaur farmaiega,
suna hai zindagi imtihan leti hai
yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi Ki le rkhi hai..!’
suna hai zindagi imtihan leti hai
yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi Ki le rkhi hai..!’
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adkiyo ki 5 baate kabhi samajh nai aati…
1. Tum na bhot wo ho… (ye wo ka matlb kya hai, banda soch main)
2. Tum se ye ummid nai thi… (to phir use kya ummid thi)
3. Tum pehle jaise nai rahe… (yar main pehle kaisa tha)
4. Acha sach sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hu? (sach kyon bolu, pitna thodi hai)
5. Main bhot selfish hu na… (ha bol diya to gayi bhains paani me)…
1. Tum na bhot wo ho… (ye wo ka matlb kya hai, banda soch main)
2. Tum se ye ummid nai thi… (to phir use kya ummid thi)
3. Tum pehle jaise nai rahe… (yar main pehle kaisa tha)
4. Acha sach sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hu? (sach kyon bolu, pitna thodi hai)
5. Main bhot selfish hu na… (ha bol diya to gayi bhains paani me)…
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Bird asked a Bee, u work so hard to get HONEY & people steal it, dont u feel sad.?
Bee- No, Bcoz they can Never Steal my Art of MAKING HONEY.!
MORAL:- Madhumakhi, Kutta, Billi, Machchar, jisko dekho wohi aaj-kal PHILOSOPHY Jhaad raha hai….
Bee- No, Bcoz they can Never Steal my Art of MAKING HONEY.!
MORAL:- Madhumakhi, Kutta, Billi, Machchar, jisko dekho wohi aaj-kal PHILOSOPHY Jhaad raha hai….
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daan dena sbse pyar se bolna!
Dulhan pareshan hoke bahar gayi aur boli- sab andar ajao,SATSANG ho rha Hai.
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2nd Grl: kyu kya hua?tumne use kisi 0r ldki k sath dekh liYa kya?
1st girl: Nhi, usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya hai.Jabki kal wo kah raha tha ki wo Out of city ja raha hai…Jhuta, dhokebaaz, farebi, hunh…
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Height of disturbing…
Boy-pen hai pen??
Girl-nahi hai,
(thodi der bad)
Boy-pen hai pen?
Girl-nhi hai bola na,
Boy-pen hai pen?
Girl-nahi hai aur abki baar pucha to hathode se sir forh dungi tera,
(kuch der baad)
Boy- hathda hai hathda??
Girl-nhi hai,
Boy-to phir pen hai pen.
Boy-pen hai pen??
Girl-nahi hai,
(thodi der bad)
Boy-pen hai pen?
Girl-nhi hai bola na,
Boy-pen hai pen?
Girl-nahi hai aur abki baar pucha to hathode se sir forh dungi tera,
(kuch der baad)
Boy- hathda hai hathda??
Girl-nhi hai,
Boy-to phir pen hai pen.
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Ek Bakra Kasai Ke Hathon Katne Se Pehle Kaun Sa Gaana Gaata Hoga?
Socho…
Jaan-0-Tan Sathiyo,
Ab Tumhare Hawale Ye “MATAN” Sathiyo..!
Socho…
Socho…..
Kar Chale Hum Fida,Jaan-0-Tan Sathiyo,
Ab Tumhare Hawale Ye “MATAN” Sathiyo..!
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Ek aadmi ke daant me keeda lag gaya. Wo doctor ke paas gaya to doctor bola- 4 din subah-shaam doodh-biscuit lo aur 5ve din sirf doodh lo, Keeda jaroor nikal jayega. Usne 4 din doodh-biscuit liye aur 5ve din sirf doodh. Keeda bahar nikla aur bola “AAJ BISCUIT NAHI HAI KYA?
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