Very Funny Sms In Urdu Writing

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Arange Marriage-KHARCH
2,00,000 Shadi Par
4,00,000 Jewellry Par
50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Par,
Yani, Shadi K 3 dino Ka Kharcha,
6,50,000
Love Mariage
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery
50 Varmala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka
Pasand Apki
Faisla Apka
Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Apne Lover K Sath Bhago.

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote :
1.Kutte call kar.
2.Cigarette lete hue aana
3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
5.kaha he saale?
6.kal college ya bunk…?
7.Dimag mat khaa.
8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai, 2-3 senti msg to bhej.
9.Abhi call mat karo jaan, papa jag rahe h
10.Baad me baat karti hu mummy bula rahi h
11.ghumne chal rahi ho??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT…
12.balance nahi h,
call kr…

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Girl 2 Another Girl
ur so Beautiful
Other Girl- Thanku,
ur Beautiful 2.
Nw
Boy 2 Another boy-
hi ur HANDSOME
other boy: GAY SALA.

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

 Heights of Kaminapan:
Phone Rings Tring Tring.
Boy: Hello Munna Hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Yaha aa jao, ho jayega…

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Theif with Knife: Tera Paisa Nikaal
Man: Do you know who I am?
I am Sharad Pawar
Thief: Saale
toh phir
Mera Paisa nikaal…

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Great words:
‘Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
kya pata kal tak us kaam ko karne k liye koi machine aa jaye
-Baba Ranchhor Das

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Admi ne ground me tatty krke jor se paada.. use dekh suwar ke bchche ne kaha
-maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai.
Suwar ki Maa-thoda ruko beta,abhi 1 siti aur ho jane do

Very Funny Sms In Urdu writing

Suna hai zindgi imtihan leti hai,
gaur farmaiega,
suna hai zindagi imtihan leti hai
yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi Ki le rkhi hai..!’