Urdu Funny Sms

Urdu Funny Sms

 NAME:Shbana Maasi PASSI0N:Jhaaro Pocha SPECIALIST:Gattar or Pipe line kholna Date of Birth:16/03/74 WEIGHT:95 Kgs HEIGHT: 4’5″ COLOR:Dark chocolate black BIRTH PLACE:Bhains C0l0ny DREAM:Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se ……Oye huy……….

Urdu Funny Sms

  SHETAN” ne poocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do Apun usko tang krega! ¥ me ne APka number diya to SHETAN bolaabay marwaye ga kyaye to BOSS ka number ha .

Urdu Funny Sms

 A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u? Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here? Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Urdu Funny Sms

  Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas Faker khush ho kr G hen Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

Urdu Funny Sms

 A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u? Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here? Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Urdu Funny Sms

  Latest NewsKarachi, university road par 5 afrad ko na maloom moter cycle sawaron ne………… salam kiya, 3 ne jawab diya 2 k mou mai pan tha ,

Urdu Funny Sms

 Jab usne humse taluq torha hum bhi ye usko keh aye Faraz. . . ……. Bin Batori Naasaan chorri Addi Mithi Addi korrhi….

Urdu Funny Sms

  :”:12:00 am Per “Father Day” Shoro Ho Jayga._._._……. Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Karna Hai Ker le,, Bad Me Na kehna K”ABU” Naraz Ho Gaye.