Urdu Funny Sms 2010
Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti.? ? ? Gess kary ? ? ? ? nahi pata OK . Woh hai . Sukh da saaa ,,Urdu Funny Sms 2010
1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha. 1 admi bola: Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho. Charsi: Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.Urdu Funny Sms 2010
1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.” ;-p ;-DUrdu Funny Sms 2010
1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega. Sb wahin bethe rahe 3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae. Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain.Urdu Funny Sms 2010
Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . . Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . . Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola . . . . . . . Jutoo sy murumatUrdu Funny Sms 2010
Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’ Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.Urdu Funny Sms 2010
Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao. Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)Urdu Funny Sms 2010
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he. Me aapko kesa lagta hon. Miss so sweet, Bacha: To phr me apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kb bhejon. Miss: wo q. Bacha:Take wo hamari baat aage chalaeen, Miss:ye kya bkwaas hai. Bacha: . . . . . Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b [...]
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