Urdu Funy Sms

Urdu Funy Sms

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)

Urdu Funy Sms

 Mohabat Pehli Baar Ho To "Bhola Pan"
Doosri Baar Ho To "Apna Pan"
Teesri Baar Ho To "Deewana Pan"
Aur Agar Bar Bar Ho To
O Hello! "Banda Ban"

Urdu Funy Sms

  Pakistan Investigations Aur Scotland Yard ki Nakami k Baad,
Banazir Bhutto Murder Case
Ab Sony T.V ki C.I.D Team ko De Diya Gaya Hai.
Umeed Hai K
Ab ye Case Ek Ghante Main Hall Hojaye Ga. :-)

Urdu Funy Sms

 Agar Larkian Bhi Masjid Main Namaz Parhne Jaati
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To Sab Larkey 5 Waqt Namazi Hotey.
Bolo Hotey Na?

Urdu Funy Sms

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Remember!
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Bachchy 2 He Achay. :-)

Urdu Funy Sms

 Pakistani Cricket Team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hai.
Yousuf Hero Hoga.
Movie ka Naam Hai.
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11 IDIOTS.

Urdu Funy Sms

  Message Of The Day:
Kisi ki Taraf Dosti ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao!
Ho Sakta Hai Usne.
Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Na Dhoye Hon!
Msg From: Commandar Safegaurd.

Urdu Funy Sms
Nargis Ne Ek School Main Urdu Teaching Start Ki Aur 1st Day hi Usko Nikal Diya.

Wajah?
Nargis to Students: Parho
Alif, Bay, Pay, Tay
Way Gujra Way, Way Gujra Way.