Urdu Funny Sms Messages

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

Piyaary Aur Azeez Dosto!
Assalam-o-Alaikum!
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Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

 1 Chor ne Apni Mangetar ko GOLD ka Set Dia:
Mangetar Ne Khush ho k Puchha Iski PRICE Kya Hai?
Chor ne Jawab Dia:
"3 Saal Qaid Ba'Mushaqqat" :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

  Pakistani Boy:
"Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain,
Aap K Kitne Hain?
American Boy:
"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain" :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

 Aaj Achanak Hath Pe
Ek Aansu Gira,
Maine Us Se Pucha:
Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho?
Aansu bola:
Abay Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakh. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

  Baloch: Hum Tumhary Liye Sab Chhor Denga.
Girl: Ammi Abbu?
Bloch: Aao Re
Girl: Khana Pina?
Baloch: Aao Re
Girl: Apne Dost?
Baloch: Aao
Girl: Gutka?
Baloch: Jao Re Masi Apna Kaam Karo. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

 Har Safar Mai Aapka Sath Hum Denge,
Aapne Pyar ki Saughat Hum Denge,
Girne Lage to Hath Hum Denge,
Or
Na Bhi Gire To?
1 Laat Hum Denge. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

Faqeer Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:
Hello KFC!
1 Zinger Burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 Frech Frize!
Bhej Do!
KFC: G Kis K Naam Pe?
Faqeer: Allah K Naam Pe Baba! 

Urdu Funny Sms Messages

 Dekho Ye Woh SMS Hai.
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Jis Se Buttons Kharab Ho Jatay Hain. :-)