Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

Line marne k bohat se trike hai jin me se 2 mandarja zel hain.
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se..

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To "Rajeev" K Pass Hai Madam!

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

  Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai.

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

 Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

  Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

 INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 67
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

  Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"...

Urdu Hindi Sms Messages

 Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?"