Urdu Hindi Sms

 Urdu Hindi Sms

2015 me paper aise hoge
Q 1:Pakistan me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he
Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he
Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Woh Love Love likhti rahi,
Main Leave Leave parhta raha.

Woh Kiss Kiss likhti rahi,
Main Kash Kash parhta raha.

Woh shadi kar k chali gai,
Main Language Course karta reh gaya.

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Apna aik usool hai,
Hansi k liye Ghum bhi Qurban,
Khushi k liye aansu Qurban,
Dost k liye Jaan Quran,
Aur Agar Dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye to sala Dost bhi Qurban.

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki
Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."

 Urdu Hindi Sms

MACHHAR SONG:
Bhigi SKIN teri,Pyasa DANKH mera.
lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola...
aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta...
Lakshmi ji boli " 'ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi....
Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai.
JAI HO...

 Urdu Hindi Sms

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega
Mummy Papa - Nahi
Brother Sister - Nahi
Friends - Nahi
Husband Lover - Nahi Nahi
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Sirf or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"