Urdu Joke Sms

Urdu Joke Sms

 Ye Dil buhat udas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai, Zara apni wali ka Number to dena, Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..

Urdu Joke Sms

  1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE SANP BOLA : kya dass loon?? Me khud in sy zeher ka “EASY-LOAD” krwane aaya hoon.

Urdu Joke Sms

 Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab: 1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien. 2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien 3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien. 4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien. 5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien. 6. Semi final

Urdu Joke Sms

 Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do! Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :

Urdu Joke Sms

 Agr gosht main dalny k liay kuch na milay to… Ap BHANGRA dal lain;-) \(,”)/ ) ) dang dang /_\_ dangggg… ” Zubaida aapa” k shughli totkay..

Urdu Joke Sms

  “MEERA’S POETRY” “Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,, But iss heart ka what karun jo beat’ta hai just tere liye… Aff Cooours!:-D

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 Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga Q k Q k Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,:-)

Urdu Joke Sms

Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur! . Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le… . Octopus banja kaminay! . . . . . . Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur! . Thakur: le le, [...]