Thursday 22 December 2011

Urdu Jokes In Urdu

Urdu Jokes In Urdu
Khusra Maths K Paper Main uth k Dance Karny laga Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho. khusra: Mere teacher Ne Kaha Tha maths me Har STep K Number HoTy Hain.
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
 Jab LIGHT Jati Hy Americans Power House CALL Karty Hein Japnese Fuse Test Karty Hein or Pakistani Gali Mein Jhank Kar Kehty Hein Saarian de gai ay Ami:-D
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
  NEWTON’S 7th LAW : “The rate of loadshedng is directly propotional to the rise in températurè” Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature So, Læ T L=bT Where ‘b’ is constant of beghairti Thé beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant…;-)
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
 Marasiyon ka baap mrny wala tha us k gird sb khamosh bethy the maahol sogwaar tha 1 marasi bola welay bethy aan,jidon tk aba mrda nai niki niki tolki waja lo.:)
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
  Bara mushkil hai COLLEGE ki MiSS se pyar karna MohsiN Love letter bheja tha Sign kr k 3 star de diya..(‘.’) <))>dekh yar! _/?¿ Assignment Thori thi…
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
 Height of Praise: . A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning.. . . . . . . . . . Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
  1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha Raste me kisi ne Pocha Beta Student ho? Parhty ho? Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.
Urdu Jokes In Urdu
 Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga? DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga. Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!

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