Urdu Jokes Sms

Urdu Jokes Sms

Meera g, hve u evr falen in luv wd sm1? Meera: n0t g, ksi k sath to nvr giri aj tk But u kn0w, in bath kafi times giri hun Haha, once to lotay me ja k sr waja:D

Urdu Jokes Sms

 Smallest Leave Application by a Child: . . . . . . . . . Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’( Nahi Aaunga :’( Nahi Aaunga :’( Thank U… Bas nahi aaunga

Urdu Jokes Sms

  Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki zrorat ha. ( Prof. Ditta mochi M.Sc Jootiyalogy)

Urdu Jokes Sms

 In search of seat in train, Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap? Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . ! Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.

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  Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

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 Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi, 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka [...]

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  GHUROOR 1 dafa 1 zalim Bdshah ne elaan kya k me dnya k sb raaz janta hu or sbse ziada aqalmnd hu. Jo koi hud ko mjse zahin smjta he me uska sar qalam kr dnga. Ye takabur dek kr wazir ki 10 sal ki beti ko bht gussa aya usne kaha agr tm sb [...]

Urdu Jokes Sms

 Sheikh martey WAQT: Begum Tum Kahan Ho? BEGUM: aap k Pass sheikh:Aur mere BACHEY? Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hyn To Phr Sath Wale kamrey ka Pankha Q chal rha hai..