Urdu Markaz Sms

Urdu Markaz Sms 

Larki Fish house
ko Deikh kar Boli ,
Haaaye...
yh Machaliyaan
itni Sundar Kyon Hoti hain ?
LaRka :
Kyon K Woh
KAPRE nai Pehanti Na :)"

Urdu Markaz Sms 

Katrina kaif Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya.!
Bacha Doodh k Liye Roya,
Katrina:
Tum baray ho gaye ho,Khana khao,
Bacha:
Acha mat piLao,
Sirf dikha do;-) "

Urdu Markaz Sms  

Maa beti sy:
Beti dodh ka glass p lo
Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi p na
Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?
Beti:maa apko b tou dodh pasand nhi'
phir b ap barri ho gai hain
Main b nhi peeongi to barri ho jaungi
Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti'
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodh peelo' warna mei tum say khafa ho jaon gi
Beti: OK mama..aap kehti hain tou mei doodh pee leti hon
Or is trha os ki beti ne doodh pi lia
Msg ghor se perhny ka shukrya.miry msg gndy ni hoty

Urdu Markaz Sms 

gr Rat ko bar bar zahrili Phoosiyan aa rhi hon,
To Ap ik iLaichi BUND me rkh len to hwa khasbo dar Aaegi,
(ZUBAIDA Aapa K soty wqt k bund pangy)

Urdu Markaz Sms 

Wife ghusse se:
Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte,
Husband:
To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

Urdu Markaz Sms 

 Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa'za donate karne ka elan kiya hai,
Aur khaas hidayet di hai k,,
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LUN, Wapda walo ki behn ko hi dia jaye...!

Urdu Markaz Sms 

 ehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Urdu Markaz Sms 

Meray Hathon ki
Lakiron ko us nay
bray ghor say
dekha
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Faraz.
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Pehlay hansi, Phir
ahista say kaan
mein boli
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“Mutth” Martay
HoO na.!