Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr

"pakistaniyon"

Ki hakumat ho gi....

kyon

k

baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...

"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

"Uff main kahan jaon?"

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi pakistan Banaya.

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

Dil chahta hai

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of

pakistan ban jaon.

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

HUM TO WATAN WAPAS JANE HE WALE TE

!

"FARAZ"

!

KE KISI NE PECHAY SAY AWAZ DE

!

!

!

RAWAPAS SHEEY BEGAIRATO ENGLAND MATCH OGATALOOOOOO

!

!

!

(FROM pakistan CRICKET TEAM)

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo

Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora pakista ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna

Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Urdu Maza Sms Pakistan

A cricket question!

Agar pakistan ko Last Ball pe 1 score

WIN KaRNay k liye chahiye aur 9 OUT HORNchukay hon yeni last wicket ho,Tu last

ball pe STUMP ho jaye,Aur wo ball

wide ho,Tu Kya pakistan WIN karay ga?

Agar HAAN tu kitni WICKETS se?

Agar haara tu kitnay RUNS se?

Check your cricket experience..:-)