Urdu Maza Sms

Urdu Maza Sms

Milna nahi ..phone nahi ...missed call nahi ... mujhe chinta ho rahi hai ..kya hua?.... Zoo wale phir se pakar kar le gaye Kya?

Urdu Maza Sms

4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 ki bell bji.
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Man: Hello
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BV: Jan I’m in Bazar, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
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Man: Han jan lelo
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BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
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Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
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BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
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Man: Han theek hy
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Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
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Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai..

Urdu Maza Sms

Pakistan Da Sab To wadda chawal Insaan kon a.?

Ye jan’ny k liye  daikhiye kal Subha
Theek 11 Bajey.
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SHEESHA!
Oey lag geya point.

Urdu Maza Sms

1 Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha,
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Iltaf,Nawaz Or Zardari me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To Wo Aqalmand he,
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Pehly Iltaf Gaya Or 5 Minut May bahar Aa Gaya,
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Nawaz Gaya 10 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,
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phr Zardari Gaya,.
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1 he mint me Kutta Bahar Aa Gaya.

Urdu Maza Sms

Shadi k bad agr Larki ko Susral Wale bure lagne lagen
tou Samaj Lo K,
“Star Plus” works.

Urdu Maza Sms

PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
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Captain apny
co-pilot se :
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Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga
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ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai
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Sath betha pthan:
O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehly wo cofee piye ga.

Urdu Maza Sms

“BAzurg kehte hain”
maa ki dua janat ki hawa
Or abu ki dua
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apna kamaa ty apna khaa.
(‘.’)
< ) )>Samjhy
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Urdu Maza Sms

Sheikh girl:
yaar Aaj papa ne mujhe apne lover k sath bike pe dekh liya
2nd girl:
phir kya hua?
girl:
phir kya, papa ne bus ka kraya wapas mang liy