Urdu Nice Sms

Urdu Nice Sms

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Urdu Nice Sms

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"

Urdu Nice Sms

King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare.
Samajh aai ?
Nahi,
English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P
Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:
Desaan da Raja,
Mery Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya;-)

Urdu Nice Sms

Kar ja kuch aisa yaari mai.. Ki thanx & sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aise yaari, ki yaar tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasaan lage.

Urdu Nice Sms

"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
.
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
or
AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..

Urdu Nice Sms

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,
khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,
ap to 100% safe ho,
"Uff main kahan jaon?"

Urdu Nice Sms

Ager meri taraf se
?
?
?
?
Sms na aye
To
UDAS :(
Na hona kyon k
Main
Sms di factory nahi layi hoi
mainu hor vi bare kam ne :

Urdu Nice Sms     

Boss(Gusy Se):

Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho

Secretary:

Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen

Boss