Urdu Pathan Sms

Urdu Pathan Sms

Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

2nd pathan: Woh kese?

1st: Yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola Apna apna mobile phone band kr do Hamara mobile ghar par tha Jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya Jumma Ka Namaz Ho Chuka Tha ...

Urdu Pathan Sms

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?

Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

Urdu Pathan Sms

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tak ki guaRAntee hai

Urdu Pathan Sms

Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name?

Pathan: Friday flower.

Angrez What??

pathan: Yaara, Jumma Gul: 

Urdu Pathan Sms

Pathan:

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,

Sardar:Wo likhte hen:

"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

Urdu Pathan Sms

Train chal pari

2 Pathan bari tezi se bhagte huey aa rahe thy...!

Ek ne himmat ki

0r tez dor kar Train ko pakaRNe me kamiyab ho gaya,

Logo ne taareef ki:

Wah G

bari himmat hy Aap ki,

Kahan jana hy Aap ko?

Pathan ghabra kr bola:

0 khana kharab

Jis ne jana hy

Wo to peechey reh gaya

Hum to cHORNe aya tha...

;) hehehehehehehe

Urdu Pathan Sms

ndhiri our khoofnak

raat ma

eik bhoot dosre bhoot se

yaara ya tara vehem hai ya

pathan wathhan kuch nai hotey