Urdu Sardar Sms

Urdu Sardar Sms

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha..
Train ka Driver jo ke Sardar tha, Us se Poocha:
"Tumne Train Pathri se kyun Utari??"
Sardar: "Aik banda samnay aa gaya tha tou break marne ka time naheen tha..
meray Assistant ne bola ke is ke upar charha do."
Wakeel: "Phir?"
Sardar: "Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!"

Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar ki wife inspector se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya ..
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
To behan kuch or paka lo

Urdu Sardar Sms

 Sardar: Me Aisa Kya Krun K Teri Shadi
Ke Baad Mai Teri BV Ko Cenima Le Kr Jaun
Or Tu Naraz Bhi Na Ho
Pathan: Meri Shadi Apni Behn Se Kara De,

Urdu Sardar Sms

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje ka
y hi nai dete me kia karon

Urdu Sardar Sms

 ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"
Iss pr sardar bola ..........
ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)

Urdu Sardar Sms
1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

Urdu Sardar Sms

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

Urdu Sardar Sms
Police:

JAIL me Kaise Aye?
Sardar:
MEDIA ki LARKI interview kar rahi thi
Us k SEENAY per
"PRESS" likha tha
Me ne daba diya bus itni c baat per police la i.