Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti. 

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u
Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.
Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?
Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D
Hahahah

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..
Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..
Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?
Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!
(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?
Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

aj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap
"KHUBSOORAT"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
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To Rakh k Moun pe Thappar Maar Dena
Or Kehna
Bad Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"

Urdu Sms Funny Jokes

Hi,
Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka.
I'm Going Canada for 3 Years,
Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna,
Raabta Rahega.
Kal Raah Ye Khuab Aaya Tha. :-)