Urdu Sms Funny

Urdu Sms Funny

Bhagwan kare ye saal apko raas aa jaye,
Jise aap chahte ho, wo apke paas aa jaye,
aap 2012 me kuware na rahe,
apka rishta leker apki saas aa jaye

Urdu Sms Funny

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

Urdu Sms Funny

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…
Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

Urdu Sms Funny

Humne Un Ko
Miss Call De Kr
Apni Yaad
Dilai “FARAZ”
Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha
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Keera Hai Kya?
( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.!
) ( Kya Ye Hi
L L Pyar hai…?

Urdu Sms Funny

Girl:
Janu me apse shadi karna chati hon, Mujhe 1 sathi ki zarorat hy.
Boy:
Jaan me apse shadi nhi kr sakta,
Sathi me apko madical store se La dunga!

Urdu Sms Funny

A GrAET QuOTe by Me
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Agar logon ko tum se koi maSla hai..

Tou HameSha yaad rakho k yeh unka mAsla hai, tumhara nahi…!!! :-P:-D

Urdu Sms Funny

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay
GEO Zardari
tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia
GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari

Urdu Sms Funny
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C heezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
Zardari & Gilani