Urdu Sms Joke

Urdu Sms Joke

Kanjus 3yr Child ko Basket me chupa k Film dekhne le gye
Ticket Man: Isme kya hai?
Kanjus: Lunch hai
Ticket Man: Bach k Saab niche daal gir rhi hai.

Urdu Sms Joke

Biwi: Ye Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya?
Husband : Mai Khud Pareshan Hu
aur Us Waqt Shirt bhi Utari Hui Thi.gm

Urdu Sms Joke

Ek admi University k samne khade golgappe wale se-ye univrsity kaisi hai? Golgappe wala- Zabardast hai,maine HOTEL MANAGEMENT yahin se kiya tha….’

Urdu Sms Joke

Maa- Beta tujhe DELHI jane me 1 din lagta he aur lautne me 4 din Q?
Surinder- CAR banane walo ki galti he, jane k 4 gear diye aur back k liye sirf 1.

Urdu Sms Joke

wife- tumne mujhe shadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ki tumhari rani naam ki wife hai,
HUSBAND- maine btaya to tha ki mai tumhe rani ki tarha rakhunga

Urdu Sms Joke

Girl: kal mera birthday hai
Boy: Advance happy birthday
Girl: kya gift dega?
Boy: kya chahiye?
Girl: 1 Ring!
Boy: 2 Ring dunga par uthana mat balance nahi hai.

Urdu Sms Joke

GF- Wher’s my b’day gift
BF-U see dat red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road
GF (excitingly)-Yes
BF-Same colour ki nailpolish li H tere liye.

Urdu Sms Joke

BAHU ki Bidayi k baad,ghar aane par SAAS ne kaha-”Beti aajse mujhe MAA or apne SASUR ko PAPA kehna, Shaam ko PATI k aane par Biwi boli- “maa’ “BHAIYA” aa gaye”.