Urdu Sms Jokes

Urdu Sms Jokes

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Profesor ne 1 chuhe k liye 1 tarf “CAKE” or dusri taraf “CHUHIYA” rakh di.
Chuha fauran Cake ki taraf lapka.
Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi.
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga.
Profesor: Bas, saabit ho gaya ki BHUKH hi sabse badi kamjori hai.
Itne me last row ki bench se baba Ranchhor das : Sir,ek baar chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo,ho sakta hai wo uski “BAHEN” ho .
Think Different .

Urdu Sms Jokes

Heights of Kaminapan:
Phone Rings Tring Tring.
Boy: Hello Munna Hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Yaha aa jao, ho jayega…

Urdu Sms Jokes

Admi ne ground me tatty krke jor se paada.. use dekh suwar ke bchche ne kaha
-maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai.
Suwar ki Maa-thoda ruko beta,abhi 1 siti aur ho jane do

Urdu Sms Jokes

Sindhi’s True Fact
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai
par
Hume Dukan jana hai.

Urdu Sms Jokes

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti k b lele,
Jay or Viru k b lele,aur
OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu
emotional ho gaya!

Urdu Sms Jokes

Pati: Tumse shadi kar mujhe ko 1 faida jarur hua hai..
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Patni: kya dear ??
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Pati: Ab Mere gunaho ki sazaa mujhe isi janam me mil gayi..

Urdu Sms Jokes

Siddhu ki MAA ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab Siddhu laughter challenge me has has kar contestant se kehta hai, bas kar mere BAAP.

Urdu Sms Jokes

Ladki: mujhe kisi rahis ladke se shadi karni hai,
Friend: baju me jo ladka baitha hai usse kar le,
Ladki: usse kyu?
Friend: uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa rahi hai.