Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Once There Lived A SEXY MAN Who Had No Wife,
But Still Every Night He Enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
U Dirty Mind...
Upper Rakho
Bole To
keeP iT UP... =P

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai?
Chintu- Ladki 1 saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki
Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
But
Ladka 1 saal Me Kai Bachon Ka
Baap Ban Sakta Hai... :-)

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Impressive Lines: Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yado k sahare Jee jaate Hai…
Hum To Ek TOPIC Yaad Krke Sote hai Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jate hai.

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

One day Manmohan will retire And His autobiography will be called:”3 Mistakes of My Life” 2G, 3G, Sonia G…

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

Teacher ka darja maa se bhi uncha hota hai! kyu? kyu? kyu?
kyu ki…..
maa ki lori se sirf 1 ya 2 bacche sote hai par teacher k lecture se puri class so jati hai.!

Urdu Sms Jokes Funny

7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati Hai, To Bahot Takleef Hoti Hai-
1– PYAAR
2– RISHTA
3– SCHOOL LIFE
4– DOSTI
5– PAISE
6– SMS PAC
7– TOILET ME PAANi…