Very Funny Sms In Urdu

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga
*~~InShaLLaH~~*

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

'TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

1 Aadmi ne Hotel k Room mein Computer dekha to socha k Bv ko mail kar doon.
Us ne mail likh k Ghalat Address par Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehley inteqaal hua tha. Mail Parrhtay he Aurat BeHosh ho Gai. Likha tha:
Begum, Mein Kheriyat se Pohonch Gaya hoon. Yahan Net ki Sahulat bhi Mojood hai. Jagha Chhoti Par Shaandar Hai. Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai. Dhool Matti Nahi Hai. Mein Ne Jo White Kaprray Pehnay Thay Wo Ab Tak White He Hain. Kal hi Tumhain bhi Bulwa loon ga

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

1 pota apne Dada se
Dada mai apni girl friend ko kya don
Dada:wo dekhne me
kesi hy
ota:
boht khobsurat hy
Dada:
to phir us ko mera number day do.

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai
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Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Very Funny Sms In Urdu

Pani mein gira rumal to Rumaal gila hai.....
aasman me dekha to aasman B nila hai...
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muhabbat to sub karty hain PAR.
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ME KARUN TO SALAAAAA CHARACTER DHEELA HAI.......