Very Funny Urdu Sms

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Pathan apney punjabi dost sa,,,
yaar suna hai punjabi har baat main gali dety hein...?
Punjabi:
lorra mera!
Aewen kisi ney pean yuwai ay....;-)

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain?
Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay
Bacha: lekin ye to S** book hay
Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar
Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai

Very Funny Urdu Sms

 People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
.
Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking??

Very Funny Urdu Sms

1 lrka 1 larki ko window se ishara kr k bola,
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja“
larki chapal utar k boli
“1 bar aja aja aja aja,aa ja.

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Punjbi or Pathan ki Bv Gum hogae
Pathan:Teri Bv kesi he?
Punjbi
:Blue Eyes
Red Lips
Sexy body
Or
Teri kesi hy?
Pathan: meri chor teri wali Dhondte hai

Very Funny Urdu Sms

Pathan: 3Saal Sa Hamara Bacha Nai ho Raha
Doc: Ye To Barhi ParishAni Ki Baat Hai
Ap Apnay Partner Ko Bulao
Pathan: Sabir Khan Andar ajao