Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pohancha Doon ga
Aur Agar Aankh lag gai, To RAB Se Hi Milwa Doon ga

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

 Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai, Yeh Loadsheding Ka Zamana Hai, Kar Do Eik Aacha Sa SMS Balance Bacha Bacha K Kaya Tum Nay “U.P.S” Lagwana Hai

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

  Pathan goes For job intrview… Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi..:

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

 Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi Pathan:aftari ka waqt;:-D

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

  Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia Hm QAID-E-AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid kehty hain :

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

 3 Pagal Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pagal Bed se utar k neechay so giya 2nd Pagal: oye! Ab Jaga khuli ho gai hai upar aaja.

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

  Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai Hakeem:zehr phail gya h katni pregi 3 din bad dosri b neeli ho gai Hakeem:ye b katni pary gi zehar kafi phail gya Dono kat k plastic ki tangain lga di 8 din bad plastic ki tangain b neli ho gai Hakeem: Ab smjh aya,tumhari dhoti ka rang utrta

Urdu Funny Sms Hindi

 Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me . . . . PATHAN to nahi?