Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

 Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Marhalay Per aa ke
Ye Keh de K Ab Nahe Mairay Dil Ko Tairi Zarorat.

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

 Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

  Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai Hakeem:zehr phail gya h katni pregi 3 din bad dosri b neeli ho gai Hakeem:ye b katni pary gi zehar kafi phail gya Dono kat k plastic ki tangain lga di 8 din bad plastic ki tangain b neli ho gai Hakeem: Ab smjh aya,tumhari dhoti ka rang utrta

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

ap Jo koi B Ho Mery is numbr pe 20 ka ‘Balnc’ Dalwa Do, “Me is waqt Bath Room me hon, Or Ammi sy chup kr Bachi se Baat kar Raha tha k Blnc khatm Ho gya. Mera yaqeen kro, Me ap sy wada krta Hon bath room Se farig hoty hi Hath Dho kr [...]

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

  abhi – kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hy..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha khayal dhond rahy ho ? ? ? ? Aj nai aya, kabi kabi ata hai…

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi, 1 Bachche ne kaha Aap meri Jagah pe baith jayen, Grl ne use thappar maar diya…… . Bhalai ka tu zamana hi nahi hai aj kal. . . .. .. .bacha rotay huay Dobara apny abu ki goud me baith gya……

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

  Ek muddat se meri Maa nhi soE.. .dost’, . . . . . . fikar wali koe gal nhi, eni sohni oolad hoye tay neendran udd e jandiyaan ny.;-)

Urdu Funny Sms In Urdu

 Meine maa se pucha “Kab tak meri fikar me is tarah raton ko jagti raho gi? Maa ne kaha: “Jab tak tu apni dusri Maaon se bat krna nhi chorega”:-