Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

* Happy 2nd JANUARY *
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Aaj K Din Quaid-e-Azam Pooray 8 Din K Ho Gaye Thay. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

  Dhoom Ka Part 2 Bana To Naam Rakha.
Dhoom Do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Banay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO" :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

 Girl:
Sir aap ki wife aap ko fone par kiss karna chahti hai.
SIR:
Recive kar lo main tum se baad mein le loon ga...!!

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

  Pakistani hone ki mushkilaat..
1. Ghar me panjabi bolo
2. School me urdu bolo
3.Paper angrezi me hal kero
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4.Marney k baad hisab Arbi me do..:-)

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

 Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

  Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)